Wednesday, November 9, 2022

Covid Club - Specially Made for Public Health and Media

The first rule of Covid Club is you do not talk about Covid.

The second rule of Covid Club is you DO NOT talk about Covid!

Third rule of Covid Club: someone starts coughing, sneezing, sore throat? It's just a cold.

Fourth rule: only hand sanitizer in classrooms.

Fifth rule: keep the windows closed, fellas.

Sixth rule: no masks, no RATS.

Seventh rule: Covid will go on as long as it has to.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Covid Club, you have to spread Covid.

(Inspired by Michael Olesen's tweet - and Fight Club)

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